01 · Inhaler
Press the button. But don't overdo it. Or do.
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copium level: sober as a judge
total inhales: 0 · overdoses: 0
02 · Excuse generator
press the button, get an excuse
03 · Meme maker
04 · Copium forecast
Scientifically proven data (not).
05 · FAQ
Is this legal?
Copium is not a substance, it's a state of mind. No tax applies.
Why is the site breakcore?
Because chaos is just order that missed its deadline.
What happens on overdose?
The screen shakes, you feel better. Nothing changes.
Is there an easter egg?
There is. Know the Konami code? ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A